Vagina Hall of Fame |
Welcome to the Professional Vagina Hall of Fame. What makes a professional athlete a
vagina? And why the term vagina? Easy. One becomes a vagina not for anything womanly
for that would be derisive toward women. In fact in the case of one of the members, the wife is
probably the stronger of the two.
Note: If you are offended by such a notion, bite me and go to another website. It's obvious this
isn't for you. If you must then send your hate email to bitemyballs@eatme.com.
One becomes a vagina by a number of ways:
1. Whining to the media
2. Crying about the media
3. One's wife crying to the media
4. One's wife crying about the media
5. Blaming everything on the media
6. Undermining his team or teammates in pursuit of personal glory or records
7. Calling out teammates and coaches for no other reason than to point out his greatness
8. Craters in the face of adversity
9. Fails to rebound from the adversity
10. Delusions of grandeur
11. Any other way that puts the player first, blame elsewhere or in anyway just does something
unmanly.
With that it brings us to our inaugural class of the Vagina Hall of Fame! Vaginas will be added
and more material added to back up vaginal displays as needed or to bolster such claims.
Each Vagina will eventually have his own page as the material expands.
Eventually I plan on giving each vagina his own page. For now just Jay Cutler has one.
vagina? And why the term vagina? Easy. One becomes a vagina not for anything womanly
for that would be derisive toward women. In fact in the case of one of the members, the wife is
probably the stronger of the two.
Note: If you are offended by such a notion, bite me and go to another website. It's obvious this
isn't for you. If you must then send your hate email to bitemyballs@eatme.com.
One becomes a vagina by a number of ways:
1. Whining to the media
2. Crying about the media
3. One's wife crying to the media
4. One's wife crying about the media
5. Blaming everything on the media
6. Undermining his team or teammates in pursuit of personal glory or records
7. Calling out teammates and coaches for no other reason than to point out his greatness
8. Craters in the face of adversity
9. Fails to rebound from the adversity
10. Delusions of grandeur
11. Any other way that puts the player first, blame elsewhere or in anyway just does something
unmanly.
With that it brings us to our inaugural class of the Vagina Hall of Fame! Vaginas will be added
and more material added to back up vaginal displays as needed or to bolster such claims.
Each Vagina will eventually have his own page as the material expands.
Eventually I plan on giving each vagina his own page. For now just Jay Cutler has one.
Vince Young
Vincent Paul Young (born May 18, 1983), referred to as Vince Young or VY, is a professional quarterback in
the NFL, 2006 BCS Rose Bowl title winner, Heisman Trophy runner up, 2006 NFL Rookie of the Year, former
starter for the Tennessee Titans and a vagina.
A winner on the high school and collegiate levels, and even his rookie pro season, Young has failed to follow
up on his success. Young has gone from being a top flight collegiate quarterback:
To a pro football quarterback who refused to return to a game when he was booed.
Vincent Paul Young (born May 18, 1983), referred to as Vince Young or VY, is a professional quarterback in
the NFL, 2006 BCS Rose Bowl title winner, Heisman Trophy runner up, 2006 NFL Rookie of the Year, former
starter for the Tennessee Titans and a vagina.
A winner on the high school and collegiate levels, and even his rookie pro season, Young has failed to follow
up on his success. Young has gone from being a top flight collegiate quarterback:
To a pro football quarterback who refused to return to a game when he was booed.
